Europeans @ everyone else on this hellsite every May
the way that the fake ass euro jury is there to avoid favoritism and yet the greece and cyprus juries still give each other 12 points every year just shows that the juries are USELESS
Me trying to convince Ireland to give the uk at least one point despite knowing everything we’ve put them through
Eurovision: it's a shame that Britain couldn't be here to get points
UK: Stop telling people I'm dead!
Eurovision: Sometimes I can still hear their trumpets
Next year we just send Graham Norton who stands on stage and apologies to each individual country for all the things we've done to them
Juries in Europe: In conclusion, we think a nice ballad in French should win ☺️
The public:
